Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

dirty dipstick

A penis that is rarely used making it dusty (dirty dipstick)

Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting

by LGHleftbutstillright June 9, 2018

Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.

Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.

by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023

Dipstick

The act of someone sticking their finger in their rectum, forgetting they did it, and cooking food with their bare hands. Very common in South Asian street food.

“Dude, did he just dipstick?”
“No bro all he did was scratch his ass and cook. He didn’t stick it in there. Big difference.”

by yabisargo May 1, 2025

Dipstick

It basically means dic.To call someone or what a male has in terms of having sex

Dillan:Oi dipstick
Thomas:fuck off you retarted shit!
Dillan:I didn't mean you I ment someone else
Thomas:oh....😅 soz for that

by UrbanDictionaryEpic June 27, 2015

Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins

Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)

by Ode to words December 4, 2023