dickshovel

A Level 5 asshole who pulls off epic assholishness, causing extended collateral damage. Not the dick, but the shovel that scoops the dicks and throws them all over other people, causing them to be covered with dicks.

"The guys who stormed the Capital are a bunch of dickshovels!"
"We can't sneak in the room anymore because a bunch of dickshovels got caught and its blocked now."

by DesignatedIdiot January 6, 2021

Dicksposed

Visible. Not sheltered or protected, vulnerable or defenseless. Unshielded, unsheathed and exposed.

Lewd act of showing ones genitals

We are completely out in the open with no where to hide. Just like sitting ducks. We are totally dicksposed.
The enemy has a clear shot on our soldiers out in the field. They are completely dicksposed.

He/she keeps sending me genital pics. I wish he/she would stop dicksposing themself.

by Lotta Wayne December 2, 2021

Dicksmoker

Any college class a professor schedules past 5pm, particularly one you have to take for your major.

"Ugh, I have to take this math class from 6:15 to 8:00, and it's the only time that I can take it with my schedule"
"Damn bro, that's a total dicksmoker"

by elgamel September 12, 2022

dickshove

To completely push someone out of the way with little effort.

After intercepting a pass, Ndamukong Suh totally dickshoved the Colorado quarterback and returned it for a touchdown.

by suicideslushpuppie February 9, 2023

dickshoneri

not how you spell dictionary

hai, ai em iusing di urbun dickshoneri

by the urban lionary July 25, 2023

dickshoneri

not how you spell dictionary

hai, ai em iusing di oorben dickshoneri

by the urban lionary July 25, 2023

Dicksperimenting

Used to describe the first time a man decides to play around with another man's genitals, usually at a time in one's life where they are finding their way sexually.

Guys, I am not gay. I was just dicksperimenting.

by Pucas Leters March 21, 2024