dickpants

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

Dickpin

To be wrongly and maliciously accused of shagging another man's woman.

For fuck sake can't you see I'm being dickpinned!

My ex-mate dickpinned me coz he saw me as a threat!

Don't dickpin me son or I really will give your wife some British love batter all over her template!

by Dr Sloan January 19, 2011

Dickbangle

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

by ledzinger July 5, 2015

dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.

She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.

by Etaoin September 9, 2016

Dickpnotized

To produce a state of hypnosis in (someone) with the use of a dick. To a grave state in someone until nothing matter just to obtain the dick or bone.
"a guy/girl had been. Dickpnotized with all the power of the cock"
synonyms: penistized . to put into a trance

"he had been dickpnotized as he pnp'd "

by Partyguyphx February 10, 2017

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017