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Dickmatized

When the Dick is so good that she catches major feelings and you know you can't get rid of her so if you leave her and try to come back its easy to get her back.
Mannn I left that girl last week I'm going to get her back next week. I have that girl dickmatized I can come back anytime I want.
by Prettyboyjody April 28, 2022
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dickmatized

when the pp so bomb you start hallucinating.
are you in love or are you jus dickmatized
by msizzlepp August 15, 2021
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Dickmatized

When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized
She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.
by Lascivious January 11, 2024
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dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.
- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.
by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021
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Dickmatized

That star gyal was dickmatized when I sent her a picture of me lying down sideways in my bed on Wednesday night.
by Spicy white boy September 14, 2022
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Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.
"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025
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Dickmatized

When a man uses his junk to rape your mind, you have been dickmatized.
(Narcissists are absolute shit!)
You were totally dickmatized by Brian and you know it!
by SassyP1355 February 5, 2022
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