Ricer Diagnostics

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1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.

2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.

1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.

2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016

le súile diamhra

An Irish Gaelic expression which literally translates as "with mystical eyes" but whose acronymic derivative is a reference to the hallucinogenic drug LSD.

I gave you a tab of le súile diamhra so you should probably get the next round of drinks

by An Sionnach August 6, 2018

diahrrea monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.

I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.

by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005

DiageoLiam

An online activist for human rights. Has over 50,000 virtual 'Myspace' friends and is therefore considered as a Myspace celebrity.
He is extremely popular in the teen market; mainly attracting confused young boys and girls in awe. Along with comforted parents.
He is also a model and has been featured in several international magazines. He is the founder of www.DitchTHELabel.com which has over 20000 supporters worldwide.

Confused boy: umg, i'm wanking over some guys myspace
Girl in awe: WHO?!
Confused boy *panting*: DiageoLiam

by Sarah Marshall22 August 1, 2008

San Diago

German for A Whale's Vagina

Welcome to the great city of San Diago.

by Will Pagano April 19, 2005

diaphragm

A circular device usually made of rubber placed in a womens vagina to cover the clevis. It is used during sexual intercourse to protect her from getting the males sperm inside of her

She told him she liked to use a diaphragm during sex then a condomn

by Tarazz December 23, 2005