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A place where success comes before work
1: jimmy spends the whole day reading a dictionary but never uses it for its purpose
Dictionary by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Dictionary 

A Place to look for shitty words you don't know the spelling to because you are retarded
Student "I don't know this word I'll look it up in a dictionary"

Teacher "You better you fucking idiot"
Dictionary by OverwatchAss March 2, 2018

Dictionary 

Something that is impossible to know if not already known
Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

Dictionary 

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.
Dictionary by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

dictionary 

an excuse to get out of classwork in an educating way and also be a dumb dirty 12 year old
Tim: Hey teacher! can I please read the dictionary to study the word on page eleven?

:Teacher I have one in the back go crazy, Timmy
:I'm gonna find the word butt HAHAHAHAHA
dictionary by Kaleb Moayed January 26, 2021