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Despacito

Despacito means slowly in spainish. Despacito is also a name of a song written by luis fonsi and daddy yankee ft. Justin bieber
Pasqer de malo despacito- slowly
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Despacito

A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.
Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 29, 2018
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despacito

A song ruined by JB and repeated by middle/high school girls that only know one word from it.
#1 Hey, sing Despacito for me.
#2 DESPACITO! da da da duh dah du dah do dee despacito
#1 *Walks away*
by robloxismycity October 3, 2017
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Despair

by •I am Unknown• March 26, 2021
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Despacito 2

The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.
Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.
by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018
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Derpy

Derpy means, quite weird or awkward, but also sort of funny at the same time.
Bob: hi joe! Did you see that girl today in math class? He sounded sooo weird and awkward when the teacher called on him!
Joe: yeah...
Derp Awkward Weird FunnyInAWay
Derpy is well what it sounds like.
by xXx_NekoDaTurtle_xXx December 16, 2015
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Despacito

A song you tell Alexa to play when you feel very sad
Oh my god that movie was so sad, alexa play Despacito
by Fallenmarvels July 7, 2018
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