Derk

Donkey Jerk

Guy 1- why are you being such a derk!?
Guy 2- wtf does that mean????

by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 15, 2018

Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016

Derk

A fist bump with your thumb up.

Blake - “Derk it up bruh!”
Cody - “Derk it up!”

by codykomo November 28, 2018

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

derk

jerk/annoying

Ryan was being such a derk at school.

by kore is cool October 3, 2023

Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.

by jimNotjames July 20, 2021

Derk

A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like

Derk is a huge sussy baka and a german

by Binbmode September 28, 2021