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defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.
A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*
by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022
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Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro
I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me
by thisuernameisunavailable March 12, 2023
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Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.
Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.
by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010
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Mad Defensive

Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.
Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*
by Spambow June 26, 2016
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Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.
1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true
by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020
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preemptive defensiveness

1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.

2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.

3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.

2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.

3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.
Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”
by na-meme42 April 21, 2024
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