dennis

a guy who steals pictures of dogs and jizzes on them

whats that guy doing with those pictures dude hes a dennis

by cory lahey January 5, 2008

denny's

A 24 hour diner, that gives jobs to slutty girls. And hires retards to manage the place. You'll always find a creppy guy working night shift, or a lady missing some teeth and talks to her self. but the do have an amazing hot fudge brownie...

I love eating to denny's.

by Anilorac August 5, 2007

Dennis

Perverted. Large smile dedicated exclusively to dirty thoughts- ALL THE TIME. Engages in suspicious activities with large African American men. Do not approach, dangerous.

Guy 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems to be having fun

Guy 2: WATCH OUT THATS DENNIS! Hes disgusting!

Guy 1: Who's that guy with him?

Guy 2: Oh its his man...dont bother hes taken.

by PLOIKMUH July 9, 2011

Dennys

To defecate in a public place.

Hey man, I think that bum is dropping a Dennys on the side of your house.

by lubbmarvin October 9, 2010

Dennis

One who engages in a sexual activity with any living organism.

Usually a female.

She's worked her way through the whole football team.

What an absolute DENNIS.

by WezzED December 7, 2010

Dennis

An umpalumpa Usually called by the sexy chelseas. Is very nice and lucky to have in your life. A dennis is usually sporty. Also is a wild, crazy, fun, weird, handsome person. Can also be the sweetest guy when he really likes someone. The best Dennis's are Assyrian.

I dated a Dennis once and he was AMAZING! To bad it ended...

by dysfunctionalfam December 1, 2010

Dennis

A breed of person closely related to a rabbit capable of destroying cities with his whiskers and breaking chairs.
Although formerly asian, this dude looks completely american.

Relentless of everything else, he's and amazingly hardcore person and is commenly known as "Ploka-Dot"

"That guy is breaking chairs!? It must be dennis."

by potazzium October 14, 2008