deepfuckingvalue

Having balls so much bigger than you do that when you kick them in the nuts, you cry.

Example
I'm going to make tendies for my girlfriend's husband because of his level of deepfuckingvalue

by ToadsMcGoads January 27, 2021

Deepesh

A handsome dude that seems shy but is not once you get to know him. He suits females that name starts with K, M or S and is a extremely good kisser. Girls should consider finding a deepesh!

Girl 1: that boy looks cute

Girl 2: yeah that's deepesh he's an amazing kisser

Girl 3: I knew he was a deepesh!

by Vickstargman April 30, 2014

Deep Sea Decking

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

by king o the sea April 20, 2010

Deep Doucher

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.

Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher

by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3

I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

by Casting_couch November 6, 2021

Nose Deep

What can sometimes happen when eating some pussy.

Playa 1 "Man I was nose deep last night"
Playa 2 "Yea but you were in the gutter with a homeless girl"
Playa 1 "Still ate some pussy, go eat a dick"

by Silkish Johnson November 2, 2011

knee deep in pelican piss

When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.

I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!

by TJM3460 November 13, 2011