jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

jerk off déjà vu by Noro Machine August 7, 2010

deja vu 

When you do a 'number 2' on the toilet, and you clearly recognize things you ate, you've seen those before!

I've just had a deja vu on the toilet, I saw yesterday's peanuts again!

deja vu by Dighneaubendah October 25, 2006

deja vu 

Deja vu is a feeling of seeing something before. Of course , you can't figure out where it was though. Deja vu is a feeling of seeing something before.

Uggh i have Deja vu.
It's ok.
It's ok.

deja vu by Boorider7 November 6, 2016

Dejà Vu

Dejà Vu is a term to describe the feeling of experiencing something again from your distant past, when it is your first time.

Garry:ahh Dejà Vu
Peter:What did you experience
Garry:I saw a cat do the same thing twice
Peter:That is not Dejà Vu

Dejà Vu by Snhxbehxbebx September 11, 2019

deja vu 

1. the feeling of doing or seeing something that you actually have never done before.
2. KANSEI DORIFTO!

1. Wait, I had seen this in a dream before, guess it's just deja vu.
2. (eurobeat) Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go

deja vu by TotallyAHuman January 4, 2022

deja vu 

Deja Vu is not a meme or a song it means something you experience before.

I entered the room and immediately felt a sense of deja vu.

deja vu by Table 278 YT September 20, 2022

Spicy deja vu 

Euphemism for PTSD

Man 1: hey bro, you ok? You’ve been acting different since you got back from the war?

Man 2: yeah I’m alright, fireworks just give me spicy deja vu

Spicy deja vu by Not your American average March 17, 2022