Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.
by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014

What's six foot six inches tall, an utter legend and is called Dave Weavis? The answer: Dave Weavis! He is a respectable but powerful warrior that fights evil along with Harry Adderley, Big SMC, Allah Marchant, The Woman and Stevie Crow. Is most famous for slaying the great dragon Bazzohater and saving Bazzo.
by Marfew December 15, 2008

A crazed group of mentally instable teenagers who cut themselves and worship Davey Havok (though they claim not to) . Most likely responsible for the blood letters he has recieved. Have their own 10 commandments, and have "sisters" who run the site on freewebs. Not to be confused with Church of Havok- a fan site.
Alice: Today while searching for Church of Havok I came across The Church of Davey Havok
Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?
Alice: Exactly
Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?
Alice: Exactly
by Jam-in-a-can July 10, 2010

davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020

A Davey is when you win a game of fortnite with 0 kills and boasts about winning to friends and teams truly useless
by BHASE June 4, 2018

“Gettim stella”
Or
“Me cat got picked apart bone by bone by me naybour lad”
“Al send you to daveys locker”
Or
“Me cat got picked apart bone by bone by me naybour lad”
“Al send you to daveys locker”
by LilSkidsburg October 30, 2023

"The date was fine, but he wouldn't stop talking about his ex girlfriend."
"Sounds like a total Davey. Run!"
"Sounds like a total Davey. Run!"
by AHGAMRTHAMETdfg June 19, 2024
