What's six foot six inches tall, an utter legend and is called Dave Weavis? The answer: Dave Weavis! He is a respectable but powerful warrior that fights evil along with Harry Adderley, Big SMC, Allah Marchant, The Woman and Stevie Crow. Is most famous for slaying the great dragon Bazzohater and saving Bazzo.
"I love you Davey Weavis!"
"Davey Weavis, I want your babies!"
"Get naked, Davey Weavis!"
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Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.
Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.
by It's me dumb shits. March 30, 2014
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A crazed group of mentally instable teenagers who cut themselves and worship Davey Havok (though they claim not to) . Most likely responsible for the blood letters he has recieved. Have their own 10 commandments, and have "sisters" who run the site on freewebs. Not to be confused with Church of Havok- a fan site.
Alice: Today while searching for Church of Havok I came across The Church of Davey Havok

Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?

Alice: Exactly
by Jam-in-a-can July 10, 2010
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- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
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One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.
Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!
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As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
by idyt March 25, 2018
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