A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
by Beer Sailor December 05, 2009
when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.
by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009
During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019
by Juan Estellosa December 30, 2013
That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
it is a method of masturbation where the person puts there hand at 45 degrees to their wrist (palm direction) and back hands, only moving their elbow to perform this motion until their penis/vagina until too bruised to continue or they climax.
Me : "hey bro you tried the danish backhand yet?"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"
Julio : "yea bro, its the only way i jack off now"
by MildlyObeseDuck January 05, 2019
a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.
"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"
"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"
"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 17, 2009