Dawood

A person with normal aptitude, who makes it a habit to intentionally act dumber until one day they find themselves requiring a helmet to every drinking related event. Generally consist of young Caucasian men.

Did you see that Dawood try to roast me in a freestyle?

Yeah bro, it was painful.

by the neif man August 11, 2019

Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

dagwood dog

Before a man begins masturbating, he shits on his own hand then wanks with it. The shit is used as an alternate lubrication. Consuming the left over "lubrication" is optional.

"I was bored last Wednesday night, so I gave myself a dagwood dog then ate it"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

dagwood

ugly female, also called dog and gross.

dan: she is so dagwood.

Michael: second that.

by chunkycoke101 December 26, 2009

dawood

a piece of shit

hey is that dawood, hes a piece of shit

by afdsfsdcds October 31, 2020

Dagwood

Is a small to unusually large piece of driftwood that, when high, a stoner will consistently cast at and continue to lose fishing lures on.

Holy shit guys, check out that awesome dagwood. There's gotta be 50 fishing lines stuck to it!

by Biff Justice October 28, 2005

dagwood

Polly Cooper’s child’s name on the show Riverdale.

“I named them Juniper and Dagwood.” - Polly Cooper

by hamezmerp January 20, 2018