DVD-9

A brand of DVDs famous for providing high quality DVDs yet at the same time are pirated copies. Can be found for $10-15 each per DVD (compared to say, $30 for a normal DVD) or much less ($4-5) if you shop in a place inhabitated mostly by Asians.

Can be distinguished from other cheap copies by the elegance of its packaging and the phrase "DVD-9" printed on the bottom right hand corner of the cover (if DVD-9 is on a sticker, it ain't real but check in the store's DVD player if you can to make sure).

yo man, just copped some DVD-9s, they're DA BOMB!

by jayb August 29, 2005

DVD Player

used to say penis when you cannot just say it.

for example if a teacher or parents were around and you were talking to a friend and wanted to refer to someones penis you say--
"... his dvd player was HUGE..."

by ashfart March 1, 2009

DVD tyme

Used when somebody wants to partake in sexual relations without having to actually say it.

Person 1: Do you fancy a bit of DVD tyme?

Person 2: Yeah sounds good to me.

by Howson and Doyle February 13, 2007

DVD-fuck

a dude who gets so desperate of getting laid that he takes out one of his DVD collection and put his tiny dick through the DVD hole.

oh man, he's having a DVD-fuck at home!

by greenkid May 27, 2006

Straight to DVD

A fecal expulsion that is over and done with quickly. Could have originally expected to have taken more time at the box offices.

Person A: Dude, back so soon?
Person B: Yeah, surprisingly it flopped and went straight to DVD.

by Pamety December 15, 2008

dvd-rip

dvd-rip

a man who can perfectly rip dvd 9`s to a single 4.7gb dvd disc.

also has the ability to create master pieces

by dvd-rip August 15, 2003

DVD-fuck

a dude who gets so desperate of getting laid that he takes out one of his DVD collection and put his tiny dick through the DVD hole.

oh man, he's having a DVD-fuck at home!

by greenkid May 28, 2006