When you meet someone and at first think they're cool, but later learn (generally after having slept with them) that they are, in fact, a douchebag.
If you go to that bar alone in that dress, expect to be douchebagged.
Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
by gurgoob January 10, 2012
Get the to be douchebagged mug.A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
by twofacediav June 21, 2009
Get the Douchebagitis mug.Someone who increases a drug by 5500% from $13.50 to $750 per pill, for a life-threatening parasitic infection and suggests, “This isn’t the greedy drug company trying to gouge patients, it is us trying to stay in business.”
You might be a douchebag if you try to justify price gauging the fuck out of sick patients who's medicine and sole means of survival just went through the roof because of your greed.
by PLAWNASAURUSREX November 5, 2015
Get the douchebag mug.by Tracytron December 14, 2017
Get the Douchebag mug.What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
by Arch0wl May 14, 2005
Get the douchebag mug.One who knowingly disrespects his peers while simultaneously thinking very highly of himself for no good reason.
#1: Hey!! That fucker Jimmy just walked up to MY woman, at MY party, in MY house, and is hitting on her! What the fuck!?
#2: Yeah, what a fucking douchebag!!
#1: Damn straight!
#2: Yeah, what a fucking douchebag!!
#1: Damn straight!
by the Izer August 6, 2008
Get the douchebag mug.1) an item consisting of a rubber bag, tube and nozzle, used to clean a woman's vagina
2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards
2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they
2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system
3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"
2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards
2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they
2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system
3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"
Did you see Anthony? He's wearing that pink fuckin' polo shirt with the popped collar again! What a fuckin' douchebag!
Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag!
Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag!
by TranceGemini January 13, 2007
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