Dead on the floor.
1)Laughing so hard, you pretty much die on the floor.
2)Attempting to take a jumping photo, such as High School Musical, but you fail so much, it is dead on the floor.
1)Laughing so hard, you pretty much die on the floor.
2)Attempting to take a jumping photo, such as High School Musical, but you fail so much, it is dead on the floor.
Person 1: "So me and my friends tried to take a jumping photo at that party Saturday."
Person 2: "How'd that work out?"
Person 1: "Not that great. We were all dotf."
Person 2: "How'd that work out?"
Person 1: "Not that great. We were all dotf."
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Get the DOOFALOFFOGUS mug.The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.
This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"
"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"
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"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"
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Jimmy: Dude, have you seen the color of that homey 's skin? It's like one of those orange construction cones got stuck on his head and melted in the heat of global warming.
Dude: Straight up! Don't be such a hater though. He's a dotard.
Dude: Straight up! Don't be such a hater though. He's a dotard.
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