Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007

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Donkey Dick Fingers

Humongous fingers the size of donkey dicks

Diana lost her virginity to Amer's donkey dick fingers

by PhD Prosperous Groats August 11, 2020

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donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013

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donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

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The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.

Donkey dick Steve is perfect.

by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017

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