Doctor

(n.) A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

My owe my doctor $72,000.

by igotsorn February 1, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills

Doctor: I kill your ill with pill and then kill you with bill

by IcyLightning February 5, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming

by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that

by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020

Doctor

a doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills

person 1: hey buddy, i need some help, a doctor had just killed my ills thru pills then killed me with bills
person 2: i gotchu fam

by [insert letter spam here] February 17, 2021

doctor

something that all asian parents want us to be

"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom

by pianogirlandcats March 18, 2021