Doctor

(n.) A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

My owe my doctor $72,000.

Doctor by igotsorn February 1, 2020

A person who kills your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills

Doctor: I kill your ill with pill and then kill you with bill

Doctor by IcyLightning February 5, 2020

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Hey Maybe you should visit the doctor about that

Doctor by CallMeDenki April 29, 2020

a doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills

person 1: hey buddy, i need some help, a doctor had just killed my ills thru pills then killed me with bills
person 2: i gotchu fam

doctor

something that all asian parents want us to be

"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom