dyslexical

dis-lecks-i-kal
adj, verb
1. becoming dyslexic; the process where you constantly type or write letters in a different order than you intended.
2. the process of learning something and getting the processes completely ass-backwards (in reference to graph movements etc.)

I am dyslexical today, as I have 5 typos in that last sentence.

by fredspace38 October 21, 2008

dyslexic

A member of the greatest clan of all times (see apul)

Mike Nelson

by sonicpentatonic3 May 24, 2004

Dyslexic Fetish

A young woman, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with Dyslexics men.

Also, Females that hunt dyslexics because they are known as incredible lovers. Usually they have big penises

She was a groupie with a Dyslexic Fetish, but she never got past blowing the Dyspraxia.

by BigDiggerNick April 12, 2022

dyslexic chariot

When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...

I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.

by Erich Bastel June 12, 2007

dyslexic

Mental condition,

- Short term memory bad
- Handwriting bad
- Spelling bad
- Occasionaly words will become jumbled when read


Never heard of anything being read backwards :|

Im sweating as much as a dyslexic on countdown - offensive grr lol

by :) May 13, 2005

dislexyc

Those who get their i's and y's confused.

I am dislexyc and my favourite actress is Marylin Monroe and my favourite singer is Marylin Manson. By the way is Cyndi Lauper for real?

by Bylli May 19, 2009

blind dyslexic

Proformning a stupid act, over the simplest thing.

Scott felt like a blind dyslexic over the sport's play he saw five minutes ago.

by scott mccowan January 3, 2009