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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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Furry Fox Dies Robbing Lion Furry

A movie from the late 1600s with furrys
Furry Fox Dies Robbing Lion Furry was a good movie showing that f u rays will always die
by Osokegghj January 3, 2019
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So this is how liberty dies

With thunderous applause. A quote from the Star Wars fictional character, Padme Amidala, played by Natalie Portman.
Padme: So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause.
by john stromboli January 22, 2021
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Love Never Dies

An awesome sequel to the Phantom of the opera, music composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

The story is set 10 years later on Coney Island, America. It continues on from Christine marrying Raoul. Love Never Dies is a very romantic sequel, with breathtaking music, and different styles added to it.
Person 1: "Did you see Love Never Dies?"

Person 2: "Oh my god, of course I have."
Person 1: "And the ending?"
Person 2: "I cry every single time I see it."

Me: "I can't stop watching it..."
by Phan December 20, 2012
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Mario dies April 1st

This refers to the event of Nintendo pulling many Mario related games off their stores.
Jeffery: "Hey, heard that Mario dies April 1st?"
Bob: "It's been four years Jeffery since the accident..."
by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 13, 2021
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