turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.

Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021

3 headed dick

A pink juicy jawn that don't stop. Usually found behind the crystal on old nat

Jerren was bored, so he licked on the entire 3 headed dick

by Re the oG July 16, 2017

dick nugget-fart head

1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"

Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!

by .:nadine:. March 16, 2008

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

Dick Head

People who spoils the new movie

Carl:Hey you see that dick head
Jason:Yeah
Carl:He spoiled Endgame

by Chadster the fourth April 28, 2019

Dick head

Some whose a woman or a man Who Has Sex in his mind all the time

Dick Head

by Just Jeffry2 November 12, 2023

Dick Heads

Fucking bitches that wont leave you alone. They wont shut the fuck up during class and calls everyone lesbians even though they are the ones feeling each others thighs. They need to shut their big ass mouths and shove their opinions up their ass. Don't think I dont remember that time you cried because you got kicked out of class A.MCKNIGHT. Don't even get me started with A's stupid little gang C.GHOST, S.SINHA, O.ROODENBURG. If they just died or even shut up their little mouths the world would be a better place. 'Hi watermelon sugar' SHUT THE FUCK UP S. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE A SINGER DOSENT MEAN THAT THAT IS MY WHOLE PERSIONALITY.

in conclusion

A.MCKNIGHT, C.GHOST, S.SINHA and O.ROODENBURG need to shut there big mouths and eat shit.

A.MCKNIGHT? C.GHOST? O.ROODENBURG? S.SINHA? Yeah they are Dick Heads.

by anonomoys.sea.o November 23, 2023