Warm Dessert

When a woman urinates on a man’s erect penis while he is sitting on the toilet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a great Warm Dessert.

by Wicked Pisser September 2, 2018

queen's dessert

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

Eatin' my dessert

lesbians eating each others kitties you know what i mean if you do

Eatin' my dessert in the bathroom

by damnwhatevalor April 14, 2021

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia

Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?

by Agent42 June 15, 2010

would you like dessert

the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"

waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean

by jzzombie August 1, 2010

Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007