declan

absolute pussy machine, tonnes of bitches, literally just god at basketball, impeccable jawline, crazy rizz and is also 6'4
"WOAH! Look at Declan! His penis is bulging down to his knees!" - Every hot girl ever
by amlx November 24, 2022
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Declan

A boy who gets on well with girls, but is often mistaken to be gay. No one ever knows if Declan is, but the boys think so.
Girl: Declan is a great friend!
Boy: You know he’s gay, right?
by BigSmoke9 October 15, 2019
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declan

Someone whom was autism and is the definition of being a retard.
DAMN. that Declan guy sure is autistic isn't he? I'd smash him tho
by Declan Feuerbach September 20, 2017
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Declan

A Declan - a supporters of British football club Celtic FC, who claim to be Irish based on the fact that their grandmother once bought a Riverdance CD.
Also known as a "Plastic Paddy" they are to be found in small numbers in the bheast end of Glasgow, singing songs in support of the child murdering Irish Republican Army ( now deceased )
Most Declan's can also be found on social media sites, especially Twitter, where they speak of an unknown and certainly not recognised by any football authority, club called Sevco. Hence the reason most Declan's are also known as Sevcopaths.
Declan's only breed with Bernadettes who are generally related to their immediate family, for example a sister, niece, cousin, aunty or mother.
Football fan 1 : Would you look at the fucking state of that Declan over there.
Declan: pyoor shut it ya Sevco Zombie, Rangers are pyoor deid
by Buckfast Ned February 15, 2015
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Declan

A very un-athletic but very un- creative, autistic person, often a retarded guy. They are very unlikeable and have he worst sense of humour, all his friends are retarded of him because he gets all the ugly, deformed chicks, when he flirts they avoid him, those deformed chicks give him offensive nick names. Declan is an all round asshole, but don't mess with him... just... just don't, he's really developmentally disabled
he si declan
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Declan

Loves Russia, Soviet Union, probably deals coke with a 4yr old
Ya bro u see Declan?

Ye he went to Russia last year
by Www.die.ca January 14, 2020
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Declan

Declan is a very cool dude who is cool and likes to be cool. He is also cool with the coolness of himself and the guy who wrote this is def not a guy named Declan.
Bob: ayo wassup declan?

Declan: yoyoyoyoyo B)
by Def_not_Declan April 20, 2022
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