Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.

that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.

by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

black & decker pecker wrecker

A female with braces on her teeth.

I wouldn't let that black & decker pecker wrecker go down on me.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

double-decker pussies

A sexual position (FFM) where two women are stacked atop one another both doggy-style and faced in the same direction, so all the male sees from behind is two pussies atop each other, hence the "double decker" pussy.

"Man did you see that Peter North vid with Asia Carrera and Jenna Jamieson? It was fucking nothing but double-decker pussies the whole first scene!

by loosecannon November 15, 2006

upper decker

While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.

The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.

by A Tortured Soul April 14, 2006

Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.

As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004

Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker

Verb
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.

End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.

"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"

by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004