International Fuck Off Brody Day

May 27th the day where u can tell brody to fuck off

Brody: Hey gu-
You: Fuck Off Brody
Brody: Wh-
You: It's International Fuck Off Brody Day

by nayeoniwww May 26, 2022

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

by hahahimgay May 25, 2018

Log Off the Internet Day

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.

I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.

by Joe Iron August 22, 2007

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

Jerk Off a Furry Day

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 10, 2020