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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
Get the cyber-affirmation mug.Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)
Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004
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The art of flirting with, hitting on, or seducing another person by means of the internet. It can be happen through instant messenger, email, facebook chat, myspace messages, and many other forms of text-based communication.
Often, it's risky business and requires extreme skill and intellectual prowess in order to be conducted effectively. The lack of emotion behind pure text can sometimes make it difficult to detect sarcasm or ones true intention behind what they are saying which can lead to extremely awkward situations (especially the following day when you see the other in person).
The art of flirting with, hitting on, or seducing another person by means of the internet. It can be happen through instant messenger, email, facebook chat, myspace messages, and many other forms of text-based communication.
Often, it's risky business and requires extreme skill and intellectual prowess in order to be conducted effectively. The lack of emotion behind pure text can sometimes make it difficult to detect sarcasm or ones true intention behind what they are saying which can lead to extremely awkward situations (especially the following day when you see the other in person).
by Chupacabra Hunter April 18, 2009
Get the cyber mac mug.rather self explanatory. but for those curious and eager to learn, it's like cyber sex but better because it involves numbers upwards of two. generally performed by those incapable or unwilling to involve themselves in the actual act of sex but are certainly ready to mingle. viruses can still be transmitted.
when i logged onto my computer at 3 am christmas morning, i was feeling particularly horny, but awfully alone. in my drunken stupor, i went on skype and hit up my best buds for a cyber orgy session. it was hot and steamy. words cannot (and should not) describe it.
by mah booty December 25, 2010
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1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.
Cyber Panhandler: "Hey bro, rember me? You're looking good these days. I know we weren't good friends in school and I haven't talked to you or seen you in 20+ years, but could you spare like $100? I haven't gotten high in 3 days and I'm just waiting for this job to hire me this week. I'll get you back man. If not, Obama is supposed to be hooking me up real soon." (message sent using Iphone4)
Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"
Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"
by lostinamerica November 28, 2012
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Hostile users attempt to annoy and offend the community chatroom or forum and it's moderators every way they can, resulting with the moderators banning them despite many warnings and guideline notices given by the the community or moderators towards that hostile user and may even close their account.
Hostile users attempt to annoy and offend the community chatroom or forum and it's moderators every way they can, resulting with the moderators banning them despite many warnings and guideline notices given by the the community or moderators towards that hostile user and may even close their account.
Hostile user: You'll of full of crap and I hope you all die!
Moderator: I've asked you three times, could you stop insulting the community and myself?
Hostile User: Screw you!
*Hostile user has been kicked out of the room by Moderator*
Community Member: What was the point of that!
Some Random User: That user has committed cyber-suicide by moderator!
Moderator: I've asked you three times, could you stop insulting the community and myself?
Hostile User: Screw you!
*Hostile user has been kicked out of the room by Moderator*
Community Member: What was the point of that!
Some Random User: That user has committed cyber-suicide by moderator!
by I_am_a_loser November 17, 2013
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