A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008
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The whole thing is a philosophical experiment within a sociological experiment within a virtual experiment within your own little delusion of "the collective" while you are alone in your room typing to an electronic box on your desk...
...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...
... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...
...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...
... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...
by ChaoticLunatic May 1, 2009
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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
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Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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*on aim*
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007
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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004
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