cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

cumflow

After ejaculation, when more semen enters the penis.

Cumflow is usually the reason why people are tempted to masturbate more.

by The PersonYouHate November 13, 2016

cumdrops/ cumsicles

When sperm hardens and forms a crystal like residue in ones hair after their partner ejaculates in their hair the night before.

EX. 1

Spencer: Hey babe what are you doing right now?

Lisa: Taking a shower because I have cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair from last night.

EX. 2

Alec: Last night was s hot especially when I cam.

Britney: Maybe for you it was but you left massive cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair.

by baby bottle popp February 8, 2010

cumrows

when you ejaculate on a girls face in a manner that it looks like cornrows

OMG it looks like cornrows haha!

yeah....more like cumrows!

by roflcopter101 April 12, 2010

Cumtrot

Occurs when a girl is on top during sex. As the girl begins to get into the sexsual activity she begins her cumtrot. Can lead to the cumgallop.

Angie climbed ontop of her man and began to ride him hard. The intensity and her excitement increased as she entered her cumtrot.

by Cblue June 11, 2008

Cumflouti Flouter

A generic Phrase that can be used in any context at any given time, to comedically substitute words.

"Samantha, gimme some cumflouti flouter for my ."

"Steph, well fuckin gimme the Jared for my Lared over there first, conflouti.

by Stephanie <3 February 5, 2007

Cumfound

-the state one finds themselves in after an exceptional orgasm. (synonym: dumbfound)

So, met this smokin' hot chick at the bar, went back to her place. I was cumfound. Best sex ever!

by agerfers September 6, 2011