Dead Chuffed

A British term which means to feel very pleased about something.

I was dead chuffed about the match results!

by blueskyes February 27, 2015

cluffed

Getting sucked into the vortex of a dirty whore that's been passed around like the village bicycle. Typically by a dirty wook.

Did you hear Billy got cluffed at the beach this weekend

by dundundumb July 8, 2014

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

chuffed to bits

to be really pleased

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.

by fenotter October 11, 2011

chuffed

To be quite proud of ones self.

I just had my first backshot experience, i'm so chuffed!

by SOPHisACE November 21, 2001

cuffer

A cuffer is a volunteer firefighter that gets so excited running lights and sirens to a call that he/she sometimes fondles themselves.

Greg and James are such cuffers, each time they go on a run they have to get napkins at the Mcdonalds drive thru to clean themselves up prior to checking on scene.

by Patrick the great August 25, 2007

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019