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Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)
Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!
by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011
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Creationist bashing

Where one or more people beat up on a creationist because they try to make people believe there outmoded,ignorant and stupid ideas.
theres a creationist meating tonight want a do some creationist bashing?
by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009
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creationism

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism
by Zarquon July 31, 2006
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Creation

Biblically speaking, a premise accepted only by brainwashed fools who fail to accept science.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 26, 2020
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craziation

Crazy creation. Crazy creativity. Crazy by design. Insanely creative
That 200hp VW powered off road riding lawn mower is a craziation!
by sane-shane October 21, 2011
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Crustation

Royce is a crustation
by Crustation22 February 20, 2018
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croation triangle

Advanced version of the Bosnian See-Saw, where one puts on a strap on on each buttock to pleasure three females at once by circling his hips.
Yesterday we met some girls and Oli really took home all three and gave them the croation triangle. Must have been a wild night.
by Nelsonflair05 December 19, 2020
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