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Crooging

To Croog: to creep or stare in a very creepy way. To stare at someone non-stop and not take your eyes off of them.
OMG! Michael was completely crooging me in english today!
by Noofreep February 28, 2011
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Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010
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Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.
You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.
by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015
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Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.
Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".
by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009
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Triple Crowning

When a person induces any narcotic drug in the form of 2 uppers, and 1 downer. For example cocaine, xanax, and ecstacy all induced within 30 minutes.

Uppers: Ecstacy, Cocaine, Speed, Adderal, ect.
Downers: Xanax, Oxycodone, Promethazine, Triazolam
"Dude!! I've been triple crowning since saturday and im still up."
by AREYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009
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Crowning

The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.
George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016
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crowning moment

Wow, that was a crowning moment!
by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017
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