credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016

Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

credit card chopper

An expensive custom motorcycle built by a custom cycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual.

Now that it's warmer, you won't see Greg drivin' his Escalade, he'll be on his credit card chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

credit card lice

The people who work for credit card companies and scam all the money out of people they can through many fees and fines.

those credit card lice are taking all my money.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

credit card in the cole slaw

anything that verticaly hurt'z ur mantality (coleslaw)
Meaning a sobing wet vagine (with a hint of man sauce)

dude u totaly got credit card in the cole slaw

by corey,david,ben,lane,steven June 27, 2006

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021