crying

What u do when your crush doesnt like you back

Hey. Can I go in the bathroom?
No, Mia's crying. She broke up with her bf;

by /ShawnFawn\ March 20, 2020

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Wolf-crying Weathermen

All weathermen/women who regularly insist that a snowpocalypse or other weather disaster is imminent and cause the local media to harp on it non stop for days only to be completely and unequivocally wrong.

An untrustworthy meteorologist.

Those damn wolf-crying weathermen are at it again! It'll just be another snowpoceclipse.

by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

Mocha Craving

Developing a sexual or otherwise unusual urge to be with tanned skinned person.

sherrie totally has the mocha craving for that Fine Indian guy.

by godofword90- March 21, 2010

im crying

When someone is crying tears of joy from somthing on the Internet.

You: OMFG THAT SHIT WAS TO FUNNY IM CRYING
Friend: send it to me.

by Yung.E June 29, 2016

crying

When someone is upset they some times cry.
When someone has been badly hurt they cry.
Crying some times might calm people down. but not alot
It could get worse.

Crying. Why is there a need of an example? Everyone knows what it is.

by Megan Fighterstar September 26, 2006

crying in argentina

having sex with a woman other than one's wife.

"I spent the last five days crying in Argentina." --Mark Sanford

by the_scott June 24, 2009