wallet crater

when the outline of a condom can be seen on the outside of your wallet

Dude! I can totally see that wallet crater. Can you hook me up?

by Phun E duder October 23, 2009

The crater

The premier drinking spot in all of Massachusetts, everyone in the state knows about it. Located in East Milton. Hundreds of high school kids go every weekend, gas beers, and get absolutely buckled. Legendary spot. Huge fires and huge crowds of absolute studs.

Background info : back in the day, the Milton kids used to stew at the quarries. Then they built granite links golf course in the early 2000s, so they needed a new spot. That's how the cratah was born. Whoever discovered this spot is literally Jesus Christ. The real MVP. Ever since then, its been nothin but full sends.

"Wanna hang in Emil tonight?"

"Ya for sure."

"Word. We're hittin the crater. Bring sauce, and pack a lunch, it's gonna get wild."

by Timmmaaayyyy October 4, 2018

Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022

Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.

by The Creamery September 9, 2011

crater

Verb. To fall as if from a great height, hit the ground with a significant impact, and end up below ground level. Used figuratively to describe a severe downturn in popularity, reputation, value, etc.

The president's approval rating really cratered after the latest scandal.

My stock portfolio cratered during the tech sector implosion a few years back.

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

cleveland creamer

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland creamer is when one person ejaculates on another person's chest and then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

After titty fucking her, I blew my load all over her chest and then gave her a cleveland creamer. Man, her tits looked hot all smeared with my spunk!

by brentionary April 6, 2009

banana crammer

A man who penitrates the buttocks of another man.

Those guys are walking real uncomfortably. One of them must be a banana crammer.

by Goldie Pimp August 1, 2012