colitas

A marajuana bud (word used in hotel california)
NOT made up by the Eagles.

Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air

by G-G-G-Geoff November 7, 2004

colitissed

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea

I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!

by oxcol September 8, 2010

Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014

COVITCHNESS

The state of having Covid-19 more than once.

Even Jane wore a mask everywhere, she contracted the virus twice. She is now known for her unlucky covitchness.

by worthy1097 January 15, 2022

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

post coital fart

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009