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Common Core

A shit method of teaching kids because teachers are retarded as fuck.
This teachers teaching me math in a common core way so i want to kill myself.
by illkillmyselfrn123 December 9, 2020
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negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.
All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.
by Baron Neville October 1, 2016
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maria do carmo

Most beautiful girl on the entire world. You have to date her.
She will give you the best sex life you'll ever have
OMG, there's Maria do Carmo, she's so hot, I'm getting laid !!!
by lolipop2222 March 5, 2017
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Someone with common sense

Someone who is NOT anti-vaxx, flat earther, a chemtrail believer, thinks that space is fake, thinks that the moon landing is fake or someone that thinks Australia is fake
OMFG LMfAO YOU ARE SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE ME THANK GOD!
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Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.
by kofikat February 3, 2021
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Common Nonsense

Phrase describing a popular belief that is held and promoted but which is not actually true.

False information that has not yet made the transition to Old Wives Tale.
Examples of Common Nonsense:

1. Corporal punishment improves behavior.
2. If you don't wear a hat you'll catch a cold.
3. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
4. If you shave something the hair grows back thicker.
5. Your hair and nails keep growing after you die.
6. The world used to be a safer place.
by ctrlU October 4, 2010
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commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 4, 2019
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