Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.

Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."

by Alex "The Judge" October 7, 2010

Cottage Grove middle school

A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚

How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless

by My clothing May 29, 2020

Cottage coring

The sexual act of inserting cottage cheese into ones anus, therefore they have a “cottage core”

I tried cottage coring, not sure if I liked it too much though.

by TXL May 18, 2022

woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.

The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.

by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014

spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.

That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.

by jatgm1 March 8, 2018

Cunt Cottage

Not unlike a She Shed or Bitch Barn, the Cunt Cottage is equipped with tools for most any project and is owned by a strong women who knows how to use all her tools.

Jessica has her Cunt Cottage prepared for the home improvement and landscaping projects.

by JaWar June 12, 2020

Rose Cottage

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone

Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."

by pauly coconuts September 5, 2020