Chonk chart

A scientifically accurate scale to measure the chonkiness of a cat.

Leo is very fat, he's high on the chonk chart.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Honker-Chonker

A guy who’s only interested in girls with big badonkadonks.

“Did you see Eric checking out Sam’s rack?”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”

by honkerchonker November 24, 2018

chonk

chonk is a fat bitch

chonky chonker

by Summie Wummie May 16, 2021

Conk

An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.

The "Conk" was also known as a "Process" and worn by just about every black male entertainer.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021

conke

The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS

HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!

by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017

Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016

conk

A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.

''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--

by Marcus ''mother f'in'' Handy March 4, 2004