convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009

convenience store friend

A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.

You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.

by punk8punk November 12, 2014

Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.

Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"

by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019

Cinegraphical Convenience

A part of a movie that is so overly unbelievable ,that it can only be brought upon by utter laziness of the writers/directors.

"Oh no, the main character just died 20 minutes in !?"

"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."

"....how cinegraphically convenient...."

"(sigh)"

-cinegraphical convenience

by Bravo.0 May 11, 2011

Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.

The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."

by mind the gap October 14, 2011

covenient

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.

Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.

by MikeFigurski January 7, 2022

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006