person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
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2. haha instead of little nick, lets call him little shlick! No i have a better idea, lets call him centamedapeda!
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That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
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Contatinho is someone that you casually have sex with but nobody knows.
A girl/boy can have a lot of contatinhos. The word contatinho means "contact" like someone that u have in your contact list.
Contatinho is someone that you casually have sex with but nobody knows.
A girl/boy can have a lot of contatinhos. The word contatinho means "contact" like someone that u have in your contact list.
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Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
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