Corey Conrad

The epitomy of homosexual. Resides in the Chantilly, VA area. Touches himself.

Corey conrad is such a homo. see him at www.coreyconrad.com

by tru playa April 19, 2005

Brooks Conrad

To pull a Brooks Conrad is to Fuck up immensely.

This comes from Brooks Conrad's complete inability to do anything useful when fielding a baseball. (see 2010 NLDS)

also acceptable are:

"Pulling a Brooks" or "Pulling a Conrad"

Doctor: Sorry I dropped your baby Ma'am

Woman: Wow you really pulled a Brooks Conrad there

Doctor: We'll now he'll be as terrible a human being as Brooks himself!

by Boola Boola October 12, 2010

jack conrad

a guy named jack conrad.

jack conrad wrote this

by conrad jack August 3, 2012

conrad linhart

the hottest person in the world! there is nobody as good-looking as him!!! he is just satisfying!

girl 1: I met such a Conrad linhart yesterday!
girl2: I think I did too!

by orlandomagicmango May 19, 2017

Conrad

The name Conrad is basically a predator.

If you are walking past the preschool and see a Conrad, run!! Hide your kids too!

“Watch our Kyle, Conrad is up there and your daughter will be caught!”

“Thanks Mikey, lets go Elisha!”

by LittleKidFiddlerConrad September 18, 2018

Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 28, 2007

conrad dickson

A Conrad Dickson is an asshole who makes many enemies but his friends adore him and love him for being a dick to everyone including them. A Conrad Dickson is a dick but with a charm that entrances friends into his social circles.

Jack is such a Conrad Dickson! He insults everyone but he is awesome! He's hard to love, but you can never hate him if you know him!

by Conrad Definition October 6, 2016