depression confetti

When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti

Monday was really rough, but I felt a little better after making some depression confetti.

by Ailim October 26, 2017

Ass-Confetti

An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.

During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.

by Nixtime March 24, 2017

Birkenhead Confetti

Dirt, gravel, Pebbles, Stones, Bricks. Any stone type object able to be thrown by youths found in rough regions or cities.

"Hey! What happened to your car?"

It got a bit of Birkenhead Confetti when I was touring..."

by SilentMyth August 15, 2012

Yeti Confetti

The act of trimming the tips of one's pubic hairs before sprinkling them on another.

Sam placed himself over his partner with his full baggy of pube tips, ready for a covering of yeti confetti.

by pottack June 15, 2019

confetti party

confetti party is when a guy blows his load and shoots it all over the place.

the walls looked like a jackson pollock after the confetti party.

by nicott May 05, 2015

Irish Confetti

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse

Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.

by Shesprettyify January 20, 2022

Playboy Confetti

The incredible amount of self advertisement/promotional fliers that fall out of a Playboy magazine after initial opening.

Man A: "Dude! Just got my new Playboy!"
Man B: "Nice! Why did all of those papers just come flying out??"

Man A: "Oh, that's nothing, just Playboy Confetti."

by SeymourVS June 23, 2010