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Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".
by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009
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post-communist kleptocracy

That delightful period after a communist country falls during which everything becomes surprisingly stealable. A system of government that has a heavy focus on criminality and survival-of-the-fittest. What happens when commies turn on each other.
Russia after the Soviet Union became a post-communist kleptocracy.
by Ahod February 22, 2009
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communist

A person who believes in a stateless, moneyless, and classless society. Communism is the final stage of societal development according to Marx after socialism. Though both are leftists and collectivists, socialists and communists are rather different. Socialists advocate for the means of production to be owned by the workers.
Contrary to popular belief: China and the DPRK are not communists. Their state ownership of the means of production has given communists a bad name.
by TheBastardLord January 4, 2017
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communists

Then: Scary, godless cult working with Soviet Russia to take away our freedom

Now: Cynical fifteen-year-olds with an Internet connection
There's no reason to be scared of communists anymore.
by sslrhskldsgdsgleglkse September 10, 2013
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cornistry

when people hang out in a corn field and feel the corn while masterbating
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the boy went to pick corn for his grandfather and ended up doing cornistry.
by Paige nd mel October 12, 2005
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communist

1.) A person who believes that all property should be collectively owned by the people
2.) All communists are atheists but not all atheists are communists
Men like Marx, Lenin and Trotsky were communists
by Johnny448 November 2, 2005
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communists

Like democracy, socialism, marxism, and other forms of government, a form where the ruling class claims to give power to the majority (the people, working class, whatever), while instead, devoting it to themselves.

The concept of communism, just like the concept of democracy, would work fine if it was not corrupt, or if it did what it claimed is stood for.
by Louis K July 7, 2005
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