Comcascism

Fascist behavior by monopolistic cable/internet companies.

Attempting to block perceived file-sharing programs is an an example of Comcascism.

by quaoar October 15, 2008

cumcast

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

by tom December 5, 2003

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

by StalePhish September 18, 2005

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

cumcast

When your dick is wet and slimy after sex but you dont wash it right away cus youre lazy so it dries and turns into a cumcast

i should wash my dik in the next 5mins or i'll get a cumcast

by glockdaddy August 5, 2017

Comcassed

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide

I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...

by arrogant-bastard May 15, 2015

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004