Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

Comcast and chill

Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.

That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.

by ReadHerring May 12, 2016

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

The Comcast Triple Play

When a man gets Oral sex, sexual intercourse, and anal sex with a women all in one sexual sitting.

Guy1:How was you night last night?
guy2:I did the comcast triple play with my GF so I am good

by deathafterkarma August 19, 2008

Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

by insne4u March 11, 2011

Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015