ells of that collie

Collie is used to describe marijuana and an ell is a portion of it, like a joint, etc. So an ell of a collie is a joint of marijuana. The expression is in Sam Adam's song I Hate College.

(Lyric of the song) But I've been on my grind puffin ells of that collie.

by appleorangebananakiwi February 18, 2010

mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

colbie

a nice friend that always puts their best efforts to everything. To people it might not seem like they're doing much, but they really are.

colbie is so cool!!

by paqerplanes January 24, 2021

Collier'd

To get duped by a man who's romantically involved in multiple entanglements.

"Yeah girl. Come to find out he 'Collier'd' me.

Bro just give here the ol' 'Collier'd' dupe she'll never know!

by Dogo18 January 28, 2021

Collie

The most buffoonish dog breed

Muno the collie is a buffoon

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

shotton colliery

a place where all the boyos live
don’t think they are just anyone

one you go into shotton colliery you don’t come out

don’t mess with the shottoners

by BOYOSHOTTONER October 2, 2019

Border collie

Someone who is driving the topic

He's such a border collie.

by Begúz April 8, 2021