Colorado Herringbone

The act of getting slopped up while enjoying a piping cup of hot chocolate.

Ayo Cathy, would you like to give me sum Colorado Herringbone tonight?

Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.

by The Young Cranium December 7, 2021

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

shut up and color

references the popular kindergarten past-time involving line art and various multicolored crayons, also known as "coloring". coloring often results in an all-consuming, zombie-like preoccupation of the participant with the activity at hand and a subsequent obliviousness to the rest of the world as he/she bravely endeavors to stay inside the lines.

1.) <direct command; imperative> a streamlined and highly economical verbal jab that efficiently informs the receiving end to—in the following order—(a) step the fuck off, (b) shut the hell up and (c) mind their own goddamn business without actually having to use any profanity oneself.

as found for virtually every 4 word command, one may also come across "SUAC," or the acronym version of the phrase.

2.) <adjective> may also be used as a modifier to describe a nature, behavior or policy of willful ignorance; to turn a blind eye to something/someone.

1-a.) "that insincere meddlesome busybody at the office came up to me by the water cooler today and started talking shit about the new temp. i knew she was making all of it up and i was so hungover and tired of her constant gossiping that i was about to tell the bitch to fuck off and die but then i saw that the department manager within earshot so i told her to go shut up and color instead."

1-b.) "hey what's behind that door that says RESTRICTED: FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY anyways?"

"nothing. go shut up and color."

2-a) "even though he knows all about the ceo embezzlement, the vice chairman's inclinations toward sexual harassment of female employees and the chief financial officer's insider trading habits, david's sycophantic, shut up and color attitude at work has gotten him far up the corporate ladder and the owner's asses."

by retcon September 25, 2011

color up

COLOR UP is a term used in casino's when a player is winning he/she takes the lower denominated colored chips and trades them in for higher denominated different color chips. this limits the chips you are holding, while keeping the same dollar value in your hand.

ten $10 dollar red chips can be replaced by one $100 black chip, It is time to color up!

by Mark D Zarrilli September 30, 2006

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

cadork

A cadet who (sometimes subconsciously) does cadet-related actions outside of cadets, including (but not limited to) marching, walking in-step with or without other cadets, doing turns while standing, marching in place, standing at ease, calling people by last names only, telling time in 24-hours (like 0400hrs, 1500hrs) and using drill voice when trying to get attention. This person usually does not have much of a social life and is seen as taking his cadet job far too seriously.

normal kid: -stands still and talks to cadork-
cadork: -starts stomping on floor-
normal kid: WTF you doing?
cadork: Oh, shit, I was marching subconsciously again?!!

by Kirabera January 8, 2011

Codruta

A name everyone seems to mispronounce. She's mighty artistically talented.

A - "HI, CUDTROOTSKA!"

B - It's Codruta ('Coh-droot-sah'), you dolt.

by Brown Sugah June 17, 2008