Codomy

During the 1862 Indian wars in the Dakotas, the tribes of the Sioux and the Dakota would humiliate fallen US soldiers by inserting a fish into their rectum. Thus the practice of codomy was born.

Join the Army they said, see the world they said, hell I'm in it just for the codomy.

by iFletch July 13, 2009

Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.

So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.

by FuelRod December 28, 2009

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.

Cocomelon sucks dick.

by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

cocomelon

A dumb youtube channel that is fueled by virgin little babies, and should be deleted off of youtube.
In addition it is the enemy of pewdiepie our king.

My ex girlfriend is like cocomelon

by anonymous March 29, 2021

condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

cooment

the noise harry makes when he cums

he coomented all over her face

by Pea57 January 15, 2014